“How To Get Into Information Internet Marketing Heaven!”
By Floyd Florence
Once Upon A Time…
There were these three brothers (Dewon, Tion & Jovan) and they all were trying to get into Internet Marketing Heaven but there was only room for one more.
So, in order to get into IM Heaven, they each were given a task to complete and the one who completed the task (and or completed it first), would be admitted into the Information Internet Marketing HEAVENLY KINGDOM!
So, The Arc Angel Floyd (My story, so I get to be the Gate Keeper!) came down from The Information Internet Marketing Heavenly Kindom and presented each of them with the task…
The Arc Angel Floyd placed an elephant in the living room of each of their homes and told them, “the first of you to eat this elephant, Ye Will Be Given The Golden IM Keys” and escorted by the blessed St Pearlie to the Information Internet Marketing Heavenly Gates and granted Eternal Access to the Internet Marketing HEAVENLY KINGDOM!
Almost right away, Dewon threw up his hands saying, “Daanng! What’s wrong with Arc Angel Floyd… How in Heaven does he expect us to do this? I betcha not even He can eat a whole elephant like this!”
Tion, on the other hand, with his hand on his chin, walks around the elephant nodding his head up and down… Then Tion gets a ladder and climb atop the elephant, hand still on his chin and head still nodding, as if he was divising some great master plan!
Jovan, on the other hand, just sat there quietly smiling or should I say grinning with a smile so big that the corners of his mouth, met at the center of the back of his head! It was almost as if, he knew some great Internet Marketing Information Secret!
The Arc Angel Floyd had begun ascending to Internet Marketing Heaven, when he shouted back down to them, “I’ll be back in 180 days to judge the winner, to see who will be granted access into the Internet Marketing Kingdom!”
Mean while, over at Dewon’s, he appeared quite worried, as he pased about back and forth, back and forth, mumbling to himself in indiscernible words.
Tion began right away drawing up this great exotic master plan of how HE was going to accomplish the task! He even ordered some expensive archetectual tools to assist with his master plan!
Jovan, on the other hand, went into the kitchen, got a fork, his sharpest knife, a plate and huge glass of water and sat down and began carving up peices of the elephant meat. He did not even seem to take great care as to where he started, he just simply began!
Fast Forward Thirty Days Into The Story:
Dewon had become extremely frustrated with worry. Everyday he would wake up and see this humongous elephant sitting in his living room and you could almost hear him cusing with frustration “How in Hell (I mean Heaven) does He expect me to eat this big ol thing?” Just the thought of it would almost make him sick to his stomach.
Tion was in a very cheerful mood however, his expensive tools he’d ordered had just arrived in the mail and his plan was starting to take shape…
At Jovan’s house, you could hear the sound of silverware clanging and scraping against a plate… Another empty plate, he thought to himself (He’d just eaten his 8oth plate full and laid down to sleep off that huge bulge of a stomach!)
90 Days Later!
The brothers decided to get together to see how each was coming along.
Dewon was not in a happy mood. He complained the whole meeting about how unfair this was and how no one could do such an impossible thing!
Tion shared that he’d divised this great master plan and was just about to launch but he just discovered this new system that was going to allow him to devour this elephant overnight!
So, he was not worried. In fact, he invited his bothers to join him… He said his new tool was actually part of this great secret system that would be revealed to him, as soon as he invited two more people to take advantage of this magical system and how they too (his brothers) could do the same!
Dewon, simply was not in the mood, but Jovan said the system sounded really super fastical but he had no money. And besides, he was plenty busy working with what he had already. (He did share however, that he’d began to make some real headway and how he could now even see out of his front living room window, when at first, the elephant took up so much room that all you could see was the elephant!)
Inspite of things, the boys were happy to see each other and ageed to meet again in another 90 days! (It did not come up in their conversations… It seemed as if they’d forgotten all about the day of judgement, coming in only 90 more days!)
The boys each returned to their humble abodes, feeling better after having seeing each other (even Dewon was feeling chipper and inspired!)
As soon as Dewon got home he vowed to attack the decaying elephant carcous without mercy. And, as soon as he entered the room, he pounced on that carcous like someone possessed! Eight hours later, he was still going at it! He sliced, diced and ate until he was exhaused and fell asleep aside the carcous, as if he was somehow guarding it!
Meanwhile Tion had launched his secret system… He invited two who invited none and even they called to cancel at the last minute, saying something had come up! (This shot holes in the magical secret system that was already broken from the start) So Tion decided to ditch his secret magical system and just put his nose to the grind and just go for it!
All the while, Jovan was polishing off is 177th plate of elephant de jour. To keep things interesting, everyday he would do something a little extra to the elephant to make it more palatable but always sticking to his original core plan (“Everyday, he would take little bites out of the elephant and sometime, when feeling more inspired, he would gobble down chunks at a time. He never set an exact amount for each day, only that everyday he would commit to eating as much as he could.) This proved to be a sound plan
for him too, as you could see evidence, the elephant in his room was no longer “The Elephant In The Room!”
And Before Anyone Knew What Hit Them, Blarring Trumpets Were Sounding – Announcing The Arrival Of The Arc Angel Floyd and Heavenly Angel Saint Pearlie!
The Arc Angel visited each of the brothers home starting with Dewon.
Perhaps not to your surprise, scarely more than a leg was gone… It seems Dewon spent most of his time worrying about how hard the job was going to be, rather than taking action.
Next was the visit to Tion’s. There the Arc Angle discoverd that Tion had devoured half of the giant gentle beast. But then suddenly, Tion realized that he’d spent half of his time and energy devising a plan and had he gotten started right off, instead only half of the elephant being devoured, he could’ve eaten the whole thing!
Finally, the Arc Angel, along with the two brothers and Saint Pearlie arrived at Jovan’s. To everyone’s surprise, the elephant was all gone! The only thing in the living room was this fat round rolely polely character, looking something akin to the fat laughing Buhda! No! Wait a minute, it’s Jovan! He’d done, what seemed at first to be
an impossibe feat (at least to some…)
Jovan had completely eaten the humongous elephant and was therefore presented the Golden Keys To The Information Internet Marketing Heavely Kingdom!
As they ascended, The Arc Angel Floyd asked Jovan what was his secret and Jovan replied…
“My secret was actually not even a secret… I simply remembered the old Chinese Proverb about the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.”
The End!
OK, folks, now it is time for the moral of this little story!
Actually, I hope you take away several lessons…
Dewon had worried and worried and worried and six months later he was no closer to accomplishing the task than when he started out (and at any rate, it could’ve been a year later and the results
would’ve been the same).
So, to be sure, worrying about your problems (tasks, goals, dreams or desires) will not get you any closer to manifesting your desire or solution.
So, from this moment forth, we’ll be tossing worry out of minds right? Good!
Tion had skeemed and planned until it was just too late. Now there’s nothing wrong with planning and plotting but even the best layed plan is no good without the action to back it up. Tion realized, that if he’d started taking action right away, then instead of being half way there at 180 days, it might’ve been him receiving those Golden Hevenly Information Internet Marketing Keys!
Finally, do you recall..? Jovan was smiling from the start! (Remember, he had a grin on his face so big that the corners of his mouth met at the center of the back of his head (he he he…)
He knew, when faced with challenges that seem too big to tackle, all one really has to do is break them down into bite size manageable chunks and eventually, you’ll get there!
FYI: For the animal activist in you… [No living elephants in this story were harmed, they each died peacefully in their sleep from a ripe old age and had lived 80, 90 and 100 years, repectively]
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